Dude: So, what is this? Like, an energy drink, too?
Barista: Nah, it’s just a soda.
Dude: Hmmm, white grape juice, filtered carbonated water… It does have like 22 grams of sugar, but I guess it’s like natural sugar, so it’s not so bad, right?
Barista: I don’t know, it might kill ya!
Dude: Yeah, but I think that things that kill you make you smarter.
Jersey City, New Jersey
Man: So yeah, the baby is due in July.
Hairdresser: This year?
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Brett
Movie-goer: It was, like, almost orgasmic… without the orgasm.
Nova Cinema
Carlton, Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Hayley
Girl engineer: I should do LSD or something… Then I could, like, step outside my mind and solve all of these problems from, like, a greater depth of being.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2007/03/there-is-infinite-possibility-in.html
Overheard by: the sinister minister
Middle-aged American tourist woman: The rooms here have strange plugs, I simply cannot use my curling iron! This is outrageous… I want to see the manager immediately!
Hotel Restaurant
Munich
Germany
Overheard by: Dru
Guy to pals: Dude, seriously — STDs are just Christian propaganda.
Riverbend Music Center
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: robby gigante
Man, pointing out the window, to his wife: Look, honey, they even have cars!
http://zipster.wordpress.com/2007/08/15/overheard-on-the-plane-as-we-were-landing-in-puerto-vallarta/
Overheard by: The Zipster
40-something: No one really knows just what goes into running a chicken farm.
Hebron, Kentucky
Overheard by: Let's Keep It That Way
20-ish girl: Where do you think is the best place to get molested?
Friend: Daycare?
Montana
Dude: Hey, let’s go find a shark and piss on it!
Navy Pier
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Sean