Middle-aged American tourist woman: The rooms here have strange plugs, I simply cannot use my curling iron! This is outrageous… I want to see the manager immediately!
Hotel Restaurant
Munich
Germany
Overheard by: Dru
Archive for the ‘Idiots’ Category
That Itching and Flaking Are Just Jesus Telling You You’ve Been Naughty
Guy to pals: Dude, seriously — STDs are just Christian propaganda.
Riverbend Music Center
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: robby gigante
Isn’t That Cute?
Man, pointing out the window, to his wife: Look, honey, they even have cars!
http://zipster.wordpress.com/2007/08/15/overheard-on-the-plane-as-we-were-landing-in-puerto-vallarta/
Overheard by: The Zipster
A Lot Of Cocaine and a Lot Of Ego?
40-something: No one really knows just what goes into running a chicken farm.
Hebron, Kentucky
Overheard by: Let's Keep It That Way
Sunday School Daycare?
20-ish girl: Where do you think is the best place to get molested?
Friend: Daycare?
Montana
Shark: Hello, Sailors!
Dude: Hey, let’s go find a shark and piss on it!
Navy Pier
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: Sean
Have You Booked the Labor Day Cage-Dancers Yet?
Teenage girl (matter-of-factly): My sister’s friend came over yesterday because it was Memorial Day. You know, because she’s a stripper.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/301034253/if-i-had-a-nickle.html
Overheard by: yeah, that makes total sense…
Which One?
Guy #1: Let’s see Grindhouse.
Guy #2: What’s that about?
Guy #1: Jesus.
http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/04/because-kurt-russell-is-lord.html
There’s a Thin Line between Noun and Hate
Sunday school instructor: Hate is a very, very strong adjective.
Donkey Coffee
Athens, Ohio
Overheard by: Lisa
I Must Have Been Kirstie Alley’s Waiter at Some Point
Dude #1: Dude, have you ever, y’know, worked with slop?
Dude #2: Yeah, I’ve done it.
Dude #1: No, seriously, dude — you’ve never been there… with the trough…
Dude #2: Dude, I totally have too done it.
Dude #1: When?
Dude #2: I dunno, man, but I’ve done it.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/12/big-honking-update.html
Overheard by: florack