Archive for the ‘Illinois’ Category

Would You Like to Bor­row My Slinky?

Girl #1: Yeah, and so I threw the In­ter­net cord from the top of the fire es­cape down to the bot­tom in­stead of walk­ing all the way down. It was pret­ty ex­cit­ing.
Girl #2: Um­mm, okay then…
Girl #1: Well, it was okay! It’s like throw­ing a ba­by down the stairs — you know you should­n’t, but you do it any­way!
Girl #2: Okay…


I’m Still Not Telling

Chick point­ing at port-a-pot­ty: Well, I guess I’m go­ing to the bath­room now.
Dude: Do you fold or crum­ple?
Chick: This con­ver­sa­tion has gone too far for me.
Dude: I fold. Well, de­pends on my mood.

Union Park
Chica­go, Illi­nois

Ooo, What About an In­tra­venous Drip Filled with Cos­mo?

Girl #1: I am so ex­cit­ed for the Sex and the City movie!
Girl #2: Me too! We should go out for drinks be­fore the movie. Not too many cuz then we will have to take pot­ty brakes dur­ing the movie and I don’t want to miss any­thing!
Girl #1: Oh, good call, maybe we should wear di­a­pers. I would to­tal­ly wear a di­a­per for this movie!
Girl #2: To­tal­ly!

Peo­ria, Illi­nois