Archive for the ‘Indiana’ Category

Allison Took Silver at the Entitlement Olympics

Flight attendant to woman putting luggage in the only overhead compartment left: Ma’am, if you put your luggage there, but go way up front, when the plane lands, you’ll have to wait to deplane until everyone else has because you can’t go back here if you’re up front when people are trying to exit the plane.
Woman: But this is my only option!
Flight attendant: You could sit in the back.
Woman: No!

Allegiant Airline
Ft. Wayne, Indiana

Overheard by: ISPgypsy

Why Assless Chaps Exist

Physics professor, talking about static electricity: So why does it work when I’m sliding in a car with carpet seats wearing my wool sweater and not work when I’m sliding in a car with leather seats in my leather outfit?
Students: (shocked silence)
Professor: I mean…I don’t…ummmm, moving on…

University of Evansville
Evansville, Indiana