Archive for the ‘Indiana’ Category

We Thought We’d Give Him Some­thing to Make Him Ex­tra Hy­per

Five-year-old boy to barista: I’m get­ting my pee-pee cut off to­mor­row so I get a treat to­day!
Barista: Umm…
Moth­er to child: You are be­ing cir­cum­cised, not mu­ti­lat­ed! (to barista) It’s just a med­ical thing, he does­n’t re­al­ly get it.

Carmel, In­di­ana

Or Should I Just Come on It?

Man whis­per­ing in­to cell: But hon­ey, I did­n’t fuck her! I just came on her! … Hey, you want that Poly­ne­sian sauce they got here, right?

Chick-fil‑A, Cir­cle Cen­tre Mall
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Shat­man­du