Archive for the ‘Indiana’ Category

Raise Your Hand If You Know a Foot­ball Play­er Who Died Of a Heart At­tack or Stroke

Foot­ball play­er #1: What are you get­ting?
Foot­ball play­er #2: I think I’m gonna get four hot dogs.
Foot­ball play­er #1: Dude! You’re on­ly sup­posed to eat three a week! It’s like…the sodi­um or some­thing. Three hot dogs have all the sodi­um you’re sup­posed to have in a week.
Foot­ball play­er #2: You’re fuck­ing re­tard­ed! I’m get­ting four hot dogs and I’m gonna eat all four of them in their sodi­um good­ness. Watch me.

Din­ing Hall, Ball State Uni­ver­si­ty
Muncie, In­di­ana

Over­heard by: Colleen

The Lega­cy of En­ron

Bel­liger­ent hobo: Hey, you! Get back here! Open up that bath­room door! Get back here, or I’ll pull out my 401(k) on you!

418 East 34th Street
In­di­anapo­lis, In­di­ana