Archive for the ‘Insects’ Category

The Web­site?

Girl point­ing at cater­pil­lar on floor: Oh my god! What is that?
Friend: Ew, it’s a cater­pil­lar!
Girl: It just crawled out of me!
Friend: What?
Girl: Well she was just telling me that there are fish that crawl up your va-j‑j if you pee in the lake!
Friend: That’s on­ly for guys. And in the Ama­zon!

Red­ding, Cal­i­for­nia

Al­ways Sniff­ing My Del­i­cate Petals

Sci­ence pro­fes­sor: So, the flower has this thing in it that looks ex­act­ly like a fe­male wasp, and it smells like a fe­male wasp. So, the male wasp comes up and tries to mate with it — tries to cop­u­late with it… I had a room­mate like that once.

Marist Col­lege
Pough­keep­sie, New York

Over­heard by: Russ