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Now Everyone Brace Yourselves While I Release the Bee

Teacher: If there’s a bee flying around the classroom, I don’t want you to freak out. But, if you get stung by a bee, I want you to jump up, scream, run for the door, run into the door because you didn’t open it, scream again, and run out. If you’re going to disturb the class, we might as well get a laugh out of it.

Bristol, Vermont

Overheard by: Misaki