19-year-old girlfriend: You’re a silly goose!
19-year-old boyfriend: You are too!
19-year-old girlfriend: That’s why we are dating!
Memphis, Tennessee
Archive for the ‘Insults’ Category
Mentos and Money
Lady: I don’t like her. She smells like the bottom of someone’s purse.
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/
Overheard by: mk
No Ice Cream for Anybody
Mom: We can’t have ice cream. You just had candy at the movie.
Little girl: Mom, you are such a gutter-skank.
Mom, flabbergasted: What did you say?! What did you call me?! Where did you hear that term?!
Little girl: Dad.
Capitol Street
Sacramento, California
Overheard by: Total Gutterskank
Also, “Make All Deliveries in Rear”
Guy: You’re such a slut.
Chick: That’s what my tattoo says!
http://overheardlines.blogspot.com/2007/04/truth-in-advertising.html
Overheard by: tim
…Is the Moral Of Every Law and Order Episode
Chick: We just have to accept that people are crazy-ass bitches.
Friend: Apparently.
Aurora, Colorado
Overheard by: Leevee
Wish I Was a Sociopath Like My Dad
Drunk guy to girlfriend: I care about you a lot. It sucks.
Park Tavern
Jersey City, New Jersey
K‑Fed: Explained.
Scruffy guy: Shit, I’d suck dick for money. I’ve always kind of wished I was a girl so I could be a stripper… or a whore.
Gainesville, Florida
Yeah. I Guess.
Guy: Men are bastards. I’m a man.
Girl: Then what does that make you?
Guy: Huh?
Girl: You said men are bastards. So then what does that make you?
Guy, not paying attention: Wanna dance?
Norman, Oklahoma
I Don’t Care If You Are My Grandma.
Man on cell: What? You calling me fat pussy? I will punch you in the face!
Boston, Massachusetts
One With a Minimum-Wage Support Staff
Student to college secretary: Have any peppermints?
Receptionist: As in candy?
Student: Yeah. Peppermints.
Receptionist: Um, no?
Student: What kind of a dumb-ass school doesn’t have peppermints?!?
University for Women
Mississippi
Overheard by: Megan S.
