Man on cell: What? You calling me fat pussy? I will punch you in the face!
Boston, Massachusetts
Archive for the ‘Insults’ Category
One With a Minimum-Wage Support Staff
Student to college secretary: Have any peppermints?
Receptionist: As in candy?
Student: Yeah. Peppermints.
Receptionist: Um, no?
Student: What kind of a dumb-ass school doesn’t have peppermints?!?
University for Women
Mississippi
Overheard by: Megan S.
Then Can I Be Your Greeter?
Bossy little girl: No, no, no! You can’t play with us!
Normal little girl: What? Why?
Bossy little girl: Because we want to be unicorns and you want to be Wal-Mart!
Johnstown, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: amy
Now In Stores, Ghetto Booty Barbie
Girl: Everyone knows Barbie is disproportional. Look! She has no butt! And her waist is tiny.
[Pause.]Professor: I bet black Barbie has a big butt.
Los Angeles, California
Whereas My Beer Belly Is a Perfect Sphere
Male student to girlfriend: Your body is uneven!
George Mason University
Fairfax County, Virginia
Also Why Ashley from Real Housewives Of New Jersey Has So Many Friends.
Prissy girl on phone: You have a stupid face. You have to be my friend.
Cardiff
Wales
Overheard by: Gordinho
Breaking Up Is Hard to Do
Spoiled overtanned blonde: Oh my god, my ex just texted me to go fucking die. How do you spell “psycho?”
Philadelphia, Pennsyvania
Oooh, Lick Your Lips While You Say That!
Drunk girl #1: (blows kiss to construction worker)
Drunk girl #2: You *so* just made his day!
Construction worker: Slut.
Exhibition Street
Melbourne, Australia
Girls, Learn Some New Insults. Granny, Get with the Program
Teen daughter: You’re a dickwad.
Mom: No, you’re a dickwad.
Teen daughter: No, you’re a dickwad.
Mom: No, you’re a dickwad.
Granny, with English accent: What’s a dickwad?
Teen daughter: It’s a pile of jism, Granny.
Dad: Okay, family meeting right now!
On the subway
Toronto, Ontario
Canadia
Overheard by: jezebel
I’m Basically a Communal Stress Ball
Yuppie girl on cell: … And then he grabbed my ass right in front of her! If I was her, I would have thrown a fit… But she knows she’ll never be at my level.
Georgetown
Washington, DC
