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Let Me Guess– Rain­bow Sher­bert?

Drunk­en girl: I don’t know, Luke, I’m just sick and tired of peo­ple who want to sit in their rooms and watch YouTube videos and eat sher­bert.
Drunk­en guy: You don’t like sher­bert?
Drunk­en girl: No, I like it… but on­ly with ad­ven­ture.
Drunk­en guy: I want­ed ad­ven­ture. I feel kind of bad, though, that I did­n’t ex­per­i­ment enough.
Drunk­en girl: With what?
Drunk­en guy: With guys. I don’t know, it just has­n’t hap­pened.
Drunk­en girl: Well, don’t rush it. If you let it hap­pen nat­u­ral­ly, it will.
Drunk­en guy: But what if I don’t like it? And say, “No, this is­n’t for me”?
Drunk­en girl: Let’s go eat some­thing.
Drunk­en guy: Sher­bert?
Drunk­en girl: Yep.

Clare­mont, Cal­i­for­nia

If You Re­quire Fur­ther Ex­pla­na­tion, You Def­i­nite­ly Need to At­tend.

Hot chick: I’m hav­ing a fan­ta­sia par­ty; I made it a face­book event: Are you go­ing to come?
Clue­less girl: Whats a fan­ta­sia par­ty?
Hot chick: Its for like chicks on­ly, you hang out, drink and buy naughty stuff.
Clue­less girl: I don’t get it?
Hot chick: What’s there to get? You come to my place, get drunk and buy sexy, naughty things?
Clue­less girl: I still don’t get it.
Hot chick: Holy fuck! Its like a Tup­per­ware par­ty ‑on­ly with dil­dos!

Ot­tawa
On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Make Mine 9 Inch­es!