Drunk guy: If kiddie porn is such a huge problem on the internet, how come you can't ever find it? St. Louis, Missouri Overheard by: Why Don't You Have A Seat Over Here…
Female friend: I think there are no nude pictures of me… (pause) …On the internet.
College girl: I don't want to spam twenty people! I just want to know what fucking Disney princess I am!
Long Island, New York
20-something girl #1: So she's dating him and has spent the night at his place, but he's still in the middle of a divorce.
20-something girl #2: …and she doesn't know his last name?
20-something girl #1: Yep.
20-something girl #2: And he's her boss.
20-something girl #1: Yep. I told her to google him or look at his business card.
20-something girl #2: I don't understand any of this. I've never googled myself, actually. Have you?
20-something girl #1: Yeah, you should try it! It makes you feel famous.
20-something girl #2, to herself: All that came up when I did it was porn. Northbound Caltrain
San Francisco, California Overheard by: A Cheek
Passerby, to himself: Man, they should totally make Google a wonder of the world. I mean, they already have Hollywood and shit.
Cambridge, Massachusetts Overheard by: Rachael Johnson
Private junior high school boy #1: Oh my god, so the other day someone hacked onto my Facebook account and changed everything to gay. My activities were gay, my favorite movies were gay, I was even interested in men!
Private junior high school boy #2, without irony: Dude, that's so gay. Toronto
Girl: Sometimes I like to look at pictures of deaf people online. They don't look any different! http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299487447/than-what-blind-people.html Overheard by: Ian
Girl on cell: At least I never got kicked off of Facebook!
California Overheard by: what…?
Flight attendant: As you depart the aircraft, please check your area for any personal belongings. If you leave anything behind, please make sure that it can either be split three ways or that we can sell it on eBay. Thanks for flying Southwest! Buffalo, New York Overheard by: robyn
Guy: Wait, Langston Hughes was gay? Damn, now I gotta take him off my Facebook.
Texas A&M University
College Station, Texas