Archive for the ‘Iowa’ Category

But It Was a Planned In­car­cer­a­tion

Obese John Wayne wannabe: I can’t be­lieve we are not hang­ing out tonight.
Gap tooth hootchie: I told you I made plans with my friends a month ago!
Obese John Wayne wannabe: Well you’re sup­posed to be hang­ing out with me. We nev­er hang out any­more and we are boyfriend and girl­friend!
Gap tooth hootchie: We were sup­posed to hang out this past Sat­ur­day and Sun­day but we did­n’t! You were not fuck­ing there.
Obese John Wayne wannabe: I had a change of plans!
Gap tooth hootchie: Change of plans?! Mutha­fuck­er you were in jail!

Bus
Iowa State Uni­ver­si­ty, Iowa

Over­heard by: Casey

Pick­ings Seem to Be Slim in Iowa

Col­lege girl #1: So I met up with Je­re­my last night.
Col­lege girl #2: Ah, the one with the small pe­nis. Wait… No, Adam has the small dick. Je­re­my’s the bad kiss­er, right?
Col­lege girl #1: To be fair, they’re both bad kissers. But yeah, Adam’s the one with the small dick.

Cof­fee shop
Iowa City, Iowa