Archive for the ‘Jerks’ Category

I’m Tryin’ to Cause a Scene Over Here!

Col­lege dude: She needs to get her fuckin’ face smashed in. She’s such a stu­pid bitch.
Friend: Who?
Col­lege dude: Janet*. I fuckin’ hate her. This is fuckin’ bull­shit. [To oth­er friend across the li­brary] Hey, shut the fuck up down there!

577 West­ern Av­enue
West­field, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: An­nie

Or So I’ve Heard.

Guy, as girl­friend walks ahead of him in­to store: Don’t ever get a girl­friend, man. Fuck­ing lu­natic bitch­es! … She can suck a dick, though.

Gas sta­tion
Sacra­men­to, Cal­i­for­nia