Archive for the ‘Jesus’ Category

Friends First Is the Only Way to Go With the Godhead

Orange-shirted Lutheran youth: I feel something…
Overcompensating Lutheran chaperon: What did you feel? Is it inside? Maybe it's Jesus. (pause) Is Jesus talking to you? What did he say? (waves hands in air) Praise Jesus!
Orange-shirted Lutheran youth: I think he said you should stop telling people he touches them.

New Orleans, Louisiana

Overheard by: Untouched

“Family Game Night” Has a Different Spin When Your Parents Are Psychologists

Chick: Yeah, he was just showing us random slides and told us to guess what they were. And there was this one slide — at first I thought it was Jesus and some chick, but on the next slide the dude was turning into a horse and I thought, ‘Jesus never did that!’ so I just put down ‘Man turning into a horse.’

Purdue University
West Lafayette, Indiana