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Mon­keys and Vanil­la Jews Are Fair Game

Bub­ble­head: Well, it’s in­hu­mane. I don’t think they should keep them in cages… The, you know, what-do-they-call-em… kinky Jews.
Frat boy: Dum­b­ass, they’re kinka­jous. It’s a small, mon­key-like an­i­mal, not a per­son.
Bub­ble­head: Oh. That’s dif­fer­ent, then.

http://overheardinphilly.blogspot.com/2007/03/let-them-control-world-or-theyll-throw.html

Over­heard by: crankyprof

…Af­ter Those Pic­tures Sur­face of Him in the Cone-Bra

Mid­dle-aged Jew­ish la­dy with thick Queens ac­cent flip­ping through Peo­ple mag­a­zine: So, what do you think about this whole thing with Madon­na?
90-year-old man sit­ting next to her: Who?
Mid­dle-aged Jew­ish la­dy: Madon­na.
Man: Who?
Mid­dle-aged Jew­ish la­dy: Madon­na.
Man: Who?
Mid­dle-aged Jew­ish la­dy: Madon­na!
Man: Oh! The col­ored guy! Yeah, I don’t think he’ll win.

Jet­blue Flight
Flori­da to New York

Over­heard by: JoeQ