Teen boy to friend: I guess what I’m trying to say is… I really want to be your sidekick.
NCG Cinemas
Lansing, Michigan
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No One Has Problems Like I Do!
Teary-eyed teen: But I don’t wanna work…I wanna go to Istanbul!
Palmer, Alaska
That Way I Can Put Both of My Talents to Use
Seven-year-old: You can’t be a rock star. Everyone wants to be a rock star. You have to be something else.
Six-year-old: Fine! I’ll be a fucking barber!
Indianapolis, Indiana
Translation: Top That, Motherfucker!
Amherst girl to Dartmouth guy, discussing Hillel dinners at Harvard: I turned down a position at Massachusetts General Hospital because they don’t have squash courts.
Commuter Rail Train
Boston, Massachusetts
…Where I’ll Never Have to Deal with Harassment!
Blonde, busty college student, to professor: I don’t have to take this! I can get a job at Hooters!
Virginia
Overheard by: Sweenan A. Mornstuy
We Fear You Lack the Brainpower to Be an Effective Stripper
Teacher, explaining sign up sheet: So, where it says “What are your plans?” You need to just put something like “Doctor,” “lawyer,” etc.
Blonde in back, whispering to girl next to her: Girl, I’m putting down “stripper,” then all of my classes will be in the humanities building!
College Orientation
Washington State Community College
One Step at a Time
30-year-old: I will be somebody’s cum bucket, but I won’t be anybody’s cum dumpster!
http://overheardinlosangeles.blogspot.com/2007/04/hold-guacamole.html
Even Those Who Didn’t Have Much in the Top Department
Girl on phone talking about going to a strip club for the first time: I mean, I really felt bad for those girls, they like, had to dance around topless!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: What did she think strippers did?
So Many Watershed Moments Happen at Banana Republic
(in the Georgetown Banana Republic)
Girl #1: I really love this dress, but I think it’s a tad too short for work. I’m only supposed to be buying dresses for work right now.
Girl #2: Really? It’s not too short for my office. But my boss only hires pretty people, so he likes it when we wear short dresses.
Girl #1: Did you think I’m ugly?
Girl #2: No! Buy the dress and send me your resume.
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/who-wears-short-shorts.html
Overheard by: Ian
Casting Agents Get More Like Pimps Every Day
Girl on cell: Look, fine, then if you don’t want Lucy Liu I’ll hook you up with her sister. Then you can have two for one!
Film Class
Queen’s University
Canadia
Overheard by: Umm can I get in on that?
