Archive for the ‘Jocks’ Category

Trans­la­tion: I’m About to Start Cry­ing

Jock #1: Dude, that bitch broke my heart.
Jock #2, eat­ing a bur­ri­to: I know, man. You were al­ways so un­hap­py, and I want­ed to, like, slap you around and make you hap­py.
Jock #1, singing soft­ly and star­ing blankly at the ground: I’m all out of love, I’m so lost with­out you…
Jock #2: Look, man, we boys, aight? But when you start singing cheesy-ass love songs to a chick that cheat­ed on you, gave you an STD, and shit on top of your car be­cause she’s cra­zier than a fuck­ing mon­key on crack with a ba­nana up its ass, some­thing’s wrong with you, and maybe we should­n’t hang out any­more.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Wash­ing­ton
Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton

Over­heard by: Sam

And It’s To­tal­ly Re­al

Pro­fes­sor: This clip is from a doc­u­men­tary about wom­en’s pro­fes­sion­al wrestling in Japan, which is pret­ty much the–
Foot­ball jock, in­ter­rupt­ing: –Coolest thing ever!

Kauf­man Hall, UCLA
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Not an ath­lete