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When Ae­sop Tried Pey­ote

Dude: You fail to see that the rhi­noc­er­os is not pleased that you’ve clogged the bath­tub drain with jam and cel­ery. She’s quite an­gry with you. I mean, if you just shit out a ca­nary, it’s not go­ing to want to play ton­sil hock­ey.
Friend: How hard would it be to get you in­vol­un­tar­i­ly com­mit­ted to a men­tal in­sti­tu­tion?

Marist Col­lege
Pough­keep­sie, New York

Over­heard by: Russ