Archive for the ‘Kansas’ Category

And Priests Aren’t In­ter­est­ed in Me

Sexy blonde: So I was on cross-dresser’s wife yes­ter­day.
Okay-look­ing blonde: What? Where?
Sexy blonde: Cross-dressers wife. Any­way, I was look­ing for hot cross-dressers to…you know,to…
Okay-look­ing blonde: I’m not sure I wan­na hear the rest, but now I’m mor­bid­ly cu­ri­ous. And?
Sexy blonde: I could­n’t find any cross-dressers! It was, like, noth­ing but girls talk­ing about cross-dress­ing and cross-dressers!
Okay-look­ing blonde: So? What’s wrong with that?
Sexy blonde: A girl’s got needs. I can’t just get start­ed with­out cross-dressers. I should sue.

Kansas City, Kansas

No Need to Get All Paulette God­dard on Me

Teenage girl: Mom, you have to buy me this book!
Mom: No, I don’t, and I shan’t.
Teenage girl: You what?
Mom: I shan’t.
Teenage girl: “Shan’t”?
Mom: Shan’t.
Teenage girl: “Shan’t”?
Mom: Shan’t.
Teenage girl: “Shan’t”?
Mom: Yes. Shan’t.
Teenage girl: That’s a word?
Mom: Yes.
Teenage girl: What’s it mean?
Mom: It’s a con­trac­tion of “shall not”, as in “I shan’t buy you that book.“
Teenage girl: Ugh, fine! Enough shan’t­ing al­ready!

Bor­ders Book­store
Olathe, Kansas