Kids Are Eas­i­ly Fooled by Short Hair­cuts and Bari­tone Voic­es

Moth­er hold­ing small child as she sees a girl­friend: Sam­mi* look! It’s Deb­bie! Say hi to Deb­bie!
Small child: Hi, ug­ly man!

Tar­get
Tra­verse City, Michi­gan

Com­pet­ing on Any Re­al­i­ty Show, in a Nut­shell

Guy: It’s like play­ing hop­scotch with your shirt off and the lit­tle kids are like: “Mom­my, look at his boo­bies!” and I’m like: “Yeah. Look at my boo­bies.”

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/293774936/that-is-a-disturbing-pastime.html

Over­heard by: well that’s neat

Back Up– There Are Jews in Ne­bras­ka?

Hip daugh­ter: Mom, is that the same guy?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daugh­ter: Then why do they sound the ex­act same?
Hip mom: Be­cause they’re Jew­ish.
Hip daugh­ter: Re­al­ly?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daugh­ter (laugh­ing): Oh my god! Mom! That’s…
Hip mom: Don’t quote me on Face­book.

Lin­coln, Ne­bras­ka

Over­heard by: robert tay­lor

I’m Your Se­cret Au­dioAn­i­ma­tron­ic Friend

Lit­tle boy whis­per­ing to old la­dy: Are you my se­cret friend?

Dis­ney World
Flori­da

Over­heard by: sara al­iza

Stop Re­fer­ring to Juicy Juice That Way, Sadie.

Lit­tle girl, se­ri­ous­ly: This is what I like best about el­e­va­tors. But it’s not the blood of Christ.

Cher­ry Creek Mall
Den­ver, Col­orado

Over­heard by: Lee

Now Fin­ish Your Pop Rocks and So­da, and Let’s Go Home

12-year-old girl to younger sib­ling: Every time you buy a Bar­bie they give mon­ey to the abor­tion place to give some­one like a schol­ar­ship for an abor­tion. Every time you touch a bar­bie, it’s like touch­ing an abor­tion.

Toy Store
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: i now want to touch a bar­bie

…And That He Watch­es Ac­cord­ing to Jim??

Col­lege soros­ti­tute: Well, I thought we’d been dat­ing for, like, 3 months. But then I looked at his Face­book pro­file, and it said “sin­gle.“
Non-slut­ty col­lege friend: You had to use Face­book to…
Col­lege soros­ti­tute: Al­so, did you know he had a kid?

Charleston, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Nud­dles

Just Try­ing to Keep the Preda­tors Away, Sweet­ie

Whis­per­ing mom: Don’t play with your skirt like that. You know what you for­got this morn­ing.
Three-year-old, loud­ly: Panties!

Dunkin’ Donuts
Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: cal­lum­ny

Who Wants to Know?

Lit­tle boy: My teacher does­n’t wear a bra!
Moth­er: Did she tell you that or did you just no­tice?

Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Claire

If You Get Kid­napped, What Hap­pens to the Child Sup­port, Huh?

Woman to child: I’m not re­spon­si­ble for know­ing where you are. It’s not my job to watch you. You need to be re­spon­si­ble and know where I’m at.

Aquar­i­um
At­lanta, Geor­gia

Over­heard by: Re­al­ly?