Archive for the ‘Kids’ Category

Minneapolis Does Its Public Service Announcements a Bit Differently

Guy on bike to random guy: Hey, do you know where Saint pedophilia is?
Random guy: Where?
Guy on bike: Saint pedophilia. It’s a Catholic church by Saint Thomas where the priests molest little boys and turn them into homosexuals. (bikes away)
Random guy, stunned: What the fuck was that?

Overheard by: well, that was odd

Three If He Bites You

Man holding nose picking child: Fiver to hug the child! Just a fiver, a fiver to cuddle the child!

Northern Ireland

Overheard by: I’ll give you £2!