Archive for the ‘Kids’ Category

From the Runaway Best-Seller Is My Child Goth?

Mother to two laughing children running down sidewalk: Get back here! Hold her hand! Get back here right this instant! [Catches them and grabs their hands, pulling them back towards their house, pointing at a nearby car.] That car is sitting there. What if that man would have backed out and hit you?! What if he couldn’t have seen you? What then?
Four-year old boy: Then hooray! Hooray!

Los Angeles, California

Three If He Bites You

Man holding nose picking child: Fiver to hug the child! Just a fiver, a fiver to cuddle the child!

Northern Ireland

Overheard by: I'll give you £2!