Hungover chick: It was the first time I ever gave a blow job…on a tractor.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Shotboy
Archive for the ‘Kink’ Category
An Inflatable Friend
Old guy to friend: He got a new girl who works in the sex industry… and you know his fantasy has always been two women. I told him it’d never happen, but apparently it did. His girl has a friend who was willing to play along…
Holland, Michigan
It’s Good to Have Plans
Drunk girl: I want to find a really kinky man tonight and shit on his chest.
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Toasting with Really Large Steins of Beer?
Lesbian to girlfriend: … That was back when I was dating this pharmacist and my sister-in-law decided to start this rumor that both of us were into this thing… [makes subtle fisting motion].
Elevator, Penrose Hospital
Colorado Springs, Colorado
Fucking Puritans
Confused guy on cell: What I don’t get is, what part of the country are there people like this? I mean, I draw the line at spitting in someone’s asshole!
Raleigh, North Carolina
Overheard by: whylime
Loved the Dirges.
Guy in leather to another: I remember when I was a slave…
Dore Alley
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Out taking photos
Gosh, I Love the Senator’s Parties.
Guy #1: I think I have the handcuffs, but I’ll call you if I don’t.
Guy #2: Yeah, yeah, and I’ve got the fairy wings, for sure.
High School
Toronto, Canadia
Overheard by: Hope the where talking about drama class
Well, We’ve Revised the Script and Now It’s Hamsters
Girl: You know — that thing where you have a fetish for albinos…?
Emerson College
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Hannah
… And/Or If You Live in Connecticut
Professor: … But then he said that maybe drag isn’t a great idea before you’re tenured.
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
Well What the Hell Kind of Sociology Tutor Are You, Anyway?
Guy on cell: Have you ever heard of swinging? (pause) Bestiality?
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: Us
