Archive for the ‘Kink’ Category

Loved the Dirges.

Guy in leather to another: I remember when I was a slave…

Dore Alley
San Francisco, California

Overheard by: Out taking photos

Hey, That Was Just a Freak Picnicking Accident

Black chick: I’m sorry — I don’t have relations with inanimate objects!
Black guy: A rock is not inanimate…

Florida State University
Tallahassee, Florida

Overheard by: Iniego Strangelove

Yes, Yes and Yes

Professor: What do you think my fantasy is?
Student: Armpit sex… in a park. No, wait. Menage a trois. All-male in a… ballroom?

Godfrey, Illinois

Kenny Chesney Never Mentioned That

Hungover chick: It was the first time I ever gave a blow job…on a tractor.

Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Shotboy

An Inflatable Friend

Old guy to friend: He got a new girl who works in the sex industry… and you know his fantasy has always been two women. I told him it’d never happen, but apparently it did. His girl has a friend who was willing to play along…

Holland, Michigan

It’s Good to Have Plans

Drunk girl: I want to find a really kinky man tonight and shit on his chest.

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Toasting with Really Large Steins of Beer?

Lesbian to girlfriend: … That was back when I was dating this pharmacist and my sister-in-law decided to start this rumor that both of us were into this thing… [makes subtle fisting motion].

Elevator, Penrose Hospital
Colorado Springs, Colorado

Fucking Puritans

Confused guy on cell: What I don’t get is, what part of the country are there people like this? I mean, I draw the line at spitting in someone’s asshole!

Raleigh, North Carolina

Overheard by: whylime