Lady #1: This cheese is sooo good.
Lady #2: Mmm, it is nice.
Lady #1: No, but it is really good. I mean, cheese is just amazing. I mean, it’s not like you grow it or anything — it’s man-made, from just milk. And a bit of mold! It’s incredible!
Lady #2: Wow, you really love it, don’t you?
Lady #1: Cheese is my religion.
Palazzo Versace, Gold Coast
Queensland
Australia
Woman: So then he said either I have to quit smoking, or I have to have a baby.
Outback Steakhouse
Leominster, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Amycakes
Woman at table dining with friend: I mean, I love infectious diseases, don’t get me wrong, but that’s not my life.
Red Restaurant
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: kyndgrrl
Woman: … And he walked down the church aisle and just started licking himself!
King of Prussia Mall
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Zofie
Middle-aged woman, to older woman: Those were some really good drugs!
Dunkin’ Donuts
University of Rhode Island
Woman, speaking up to friends: My cat is gay, and I’m okay with that… I tell the groomer he wants the pink bow, not the plaid one.
Restaurant
Columbia, South Carolina
Lunching ladies to man nearby: Well, we’re not crazy, and we have vaginas.
http://overheardinpdx.blogspot.com/2007/06/next-on-view.html
Overheard by: paul
Middle-aged woman to friend: I will text the shit out of your ass, but I will not leave you a voicemail!
The Premiere Grill
Valparaiso, Indiana
Lady #1: Oooh… These cups are so cute!
Lady #2: Did you notice they have them set out on the drive-through window? Very smart. All the husbands who forgot to buy presents for their wives will be bringing home Starbucks mugs today.
Lady #1: After 21 years of marriage, I buy my own gifts.
http://www.overheardinvancouver.ca/
Overheard by: erin
50-year-old woman: I can’t wait to retire so I can drop acid.
Spokane, Washington