Archive for the ‘Ladies who lunch’ Category

I Mean, Priests Know about These Things, Right?

Woman: So then he said either I have to quit smoking, or I have to have a baby.

Outback Steakhouse
Leominster, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Amycakes

Instead of Just Giving Head, Like Her Classmates

Woman: She’s 12 and she’s already having candlelight dinners!

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/04/she_should_enjoy_them_while_th.html

Overheard by: girl in scrubs

We’ve Scheduled an Intervention for Saturday

Woman #1: So… How’s your daughter?
Woman #2: She’s growing up to be a New Yorker.

Trident Coffee Shop, 940 Pearl Street
Boulder, Colorado

If So, Have I Got the Portable Fainting Couch for You!

Loud lady to friend: So, have you fallen down in any more parking lots this summer?

Panera Bread
White Marsh, Maryland

Overheard by: just eatin my lunch

Drugging Miss Daisy

Old white lady, leaving table with a flourish: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to the bathroom to shoot up.

Lemongrass
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Loves Her Some Thai Food

Typhoid Mary Was Also an Avid Bowler

Woman at table dining with friend: I mean, I love infectious diseases, don’t get me wrong, but that’s not my life.

Red Restaurant
Nashville, Tennessee

Overheard by: kyndgrrl

That’s the Nature of the Therapeutic Relationship

Woman: Well, yes, of course I’m making it all up. But you know it’s true.
Friend: Oh, yes!

Auckland
New Zealand

Overheard by: Ross

When My God Fills Me Up, I Gain Five Pounds.

Lady #1: This cheese is sooo good.
Lady #2: Mmm, it is nice.
Lady #1: No, but it is really good. I mean, cheese is just amazing. I mean, it’s not like you grow it or anything — it’s man-made, from just milk. And a bit of mold! It’s incredible!
Lady #2: Wow, you really love it, don’t you?
Lady #1: Cheese is my religion.

Palazzo Versace, Gold Coast
Queensland
Australia