Old white lady, leaving table with a flourish: Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to the bathroom to shoot up.
Lemongrass
Baltimore, Maryland
Overheard by: Loves Her Some Thai Food
Archive for the ‘Ladies who lunch’ Category
Typhoid Mary Was Also an Avid Bowler
Woman at table dining with friend: I mean, I love infectious diseases, don’t get me wrong, but that’s not my life.
Red Restaurant
Nashville, Tennessee
Overheard by: kyndgrrl
That’s the Nature of the Therapeutic Relationship
Woman: Well, yes, of course I’m making it all up. But you know it’s true.
Friend: Oh, yes!
Auckland
New Zealand
Overheard by: Ross
When My God Fills Me Up, I Gain Five Pounds.
Lady #1: This cheese is sooo good.
Lady #2: Mmm, it is nice.
Lady #1: No, but it is really good. I mean, cheese is just amazing. I mean, it’s not like you grow it or anything — it’s man-made, from just milk. And a bit of mold! It’s incredible!
Lady #2: Wow, you really love it, don’t you?
Lady #1: Cheese is my religion.
Palazzo Versace, Gold Coast
Queensland
Australia
I Mean, Priests Know about These Things, Right?
Woman: So then he said either I have to quit smoking, or I have to have a baby.
Outback Steakhouse
Leominster, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Amycakes
I Don’t Think the Porn Mass Is Ever Going to Win Vatican Approval
Woman: … And he walked down the church aisle and just started licking himself!
King of Prussia Mall
Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Zofie
Now Aren’t You Glad We Went Through My Daughter’s Sock Drawer?
Middle-aged woman, to older woman: Those were some really good drugs!
Dunkin’ Donuts
University of Rhode Island
There’ll Be No Puss in Boots
Woman, speaking up to friends: My cat is gay, and I’m okay with that… I tell the groomer he wants the pink bow, not the plaid one.
Restaurant
Columbia, South Carolina
So Maybe a Woman President Would Be Okay
Lunching ladies to man nearby: Well, we’re not crazy, and we have vaginas.
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Overheard by: paul
I’m Saving My Mouth for Marriage
Middle-aged woman to friend: I will text the shit out of your ass, but I will not leave you a voicemail!
The Premiere Grill
Valparaiso, Indiana