Archive for the ‘Laptops’ Category

2008: Mi­crosoft Pi­lots MS Of­fice As­sis­tant, “Buzzy the Dil­do”

Guy: You know when you do a “Find File” in Win­dows? Yeah. I want to kill the lit­tle an­i­mat­ed dog… It both­ers me.
Girl: Ha­ha­ha… Yeah. It’s bet­ter than the pa­per­clip.
Guy: Meh… On­ly be­cause he does­n’t pop up un­ex­pect­ed­ly. Clip­py was kind of cool if he weren’t in the way.
Girl: Thats what he wants you to think! He makes you feel bad for hat­ing him!
Guy: Why this makes me want to have an an­i­mat­ed kit­ten run­ning around my desk­top, I don’t know. I used to have such a pro­gram.
Girl: I had a strip­per on my lap­top. She danced and stripped when­ev­er mu­sic came on.
Guy: You’re such a clos­et nympho.
Girl: Yeah. For my dreams class, we have to write all our dreams down and share them with the class. Last night I dreamt I was trekking through a jun­gle in gold pra­da heels to find my doc­tor to get an HIV test. I’m not sure I want the class psy­cho­an­a­lyz­ing that one.

Port­land, Maine

No One Ex­pects Me to Un­der­stand Tech­nol­o­gy

Old Mid­west­ern la­dy #1: All these kids bring­ing their videos games every­where!
Old Mid­west­ern la­dy #2: It’s de­press­ing! My son-in-law brings his lap­top every­where. Al­ways on the in­ter­net.
Old Mid­west­ern la­dy #1: Is he us­ing one of those blue­ber­ries? Or black­pods?
Old Mid­west­ern la­dy #2: I don’t know, I’m just glad I’m old.

Newark, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: thank­ful­ly on a dif­fer­ent flight