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…So Now Joe and I Are Dat­ing.

Nine-year-old: Lo­gan al­most got a girl­friend!
Six-year-old: Re­al­ly?
Nine-year-old: Yep. Re­mem­ber Court­ney?
Six-year-old: With the glass­es?
Nine-year-old: Yeah. He asked her out on the bus, but she said no. Af­ter that, Joe was like, “I want a girl­friend,” and I was like, “yeah, I know. Me, too, bud­dy. Me, too.”

Swim­ming Pool

Now Tom Cruise Has It

White-haired 60-some­thing la­dy on cell: I can’t live there any­more. (pause) No, it’s not that. She’s try­ing to force her Sci­en­tol­ogy on me. (pause) Oh, you did­n’t know? Yeah, she’s not a les­bian any­more. She joined Sci­en­tol­ogy to change her from be­ing les­bian. (pause) They made her les­bian side go away.

Ba­ton Rouge, Louisiana