Loud 50-something woman, happy and upbeat: I’m just sad. And lonely!
Lafayette, Louisiana
Archive for the ‘Louisiana’ Category
Well That and Anal Annie the Blow-Up Goddess
20-something geek to friends: I’m telling you guys, The Big Bang Theory is for us what Sex and the City was for lonely, depressed women.
Comic Book Shop
Metairie, Louisiana
Presenting, FEMA’s Original Clean-Up Plan
Four-year-old girl in bathroom stall: That’s the biggest roll of toilet paper I’ve ever seen. What’s the deal with that?
Wal-Mart, Tchoupitoulas Street
New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: Tory
…Or Retarded
Loud woman with arms in air: Happy New Year! Happy New Year!
Grumpy man: Fuckin’ drunks!
Loud woman: I’m not drunk, I’m Canadian!
Canal Street
New Orleans, Louisiana
Someone’s Been Reading People at the Dentist’s Office
Mom: Did you hear that Harry Lee died?
20-something daughter: Yea, and Sylvester Stallone came to the funeral, I thought that was odd.
Previously uninterested dad: Interesting fact about Sylvester Stallone- he has a penial implant.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Now Tom Cruise Has It
White-haired 60-something lady on cell: I can’t live there anymore. (pause) No, it’s not that. She’s trying to force her Scientology on me. (pause) Oh, you didn’t know? Yeah, she’s not a lesbian anymore. She joined Scientology to change her from being lesbian. (pause) They made her lesbian side go away.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
The Last Time I’ll Put My Money Where My Mouth Is
Man coming out of strip club: My mouth still tastes like dollars.
New Orleans, Louisiana
And With Oysters There’s No Guarantee Of Pearls
Loud 20-something girl: Ew! Oysters taste like cum!
Quiet, conservative-looking 20-something girl: No, they don’t! (immediately gets embarrassed and receives high fives from others at the table)
The Chimes
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
It Still Seems to Be Undercover
Coffee shop employee: Sir, are you a cop?
Customer: No. Why do you ask?
Coffee shop employee looking at badge on customer’s shirt: I saw your thingy.
Customer, looking down at his fly: What?!
Covington, Louisiana
How Criss Angel Makes a Tidy Profit at Parties
Drunk man at next table: Butterflies out the arse! And I wouldn’t have bet 10 bucks on the sonofabitch!
Sushi Bar
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Overheard by: Sushi Enjoyer
