Archive for the ‘Magic’ Category

The Neocons Hate Being Called That

Frisbee girl #1 [of five in a circle]: Hey, we form the points of a pentagon! We could do some serious magic here!
Frisbee girl #2, to others: Please forgive her, she just joined a cult.

Idaho

Then We’ll Rebuild the Engine in My Chevy

Girl #1, excitedly: Okay, this is where I leave you. I know you’re going to forget all about this conversation when I go, but…
Girl #2, interrupting: No, no, I won’t–I’m going home right now to google “demons” and “possession.“
Girl #1, walking away: Right, good. We’re going to make this happen!
Girl #2, heading in opposite direction: Even if everyone else thinks we’re crazy!
Girl #1, vehemently, from across the street: It’s all down to us, now! We’ll exorcise that demon if it’s the last thing we do!

Bethesda, Maryland

Overheard by: Only if I can watch…