Archive for the ‘Maladies’ Category

And When Did “Baby Got Back” Become a Wedding Song?

Black 20-something guy to friend: Sir Mix-a-Lot killed more black people in the 90s than heart disease and Aids combined.

Phoenix, Arizona

Overheard by: I know his pain

Quiz: Which Of These Statements Is True About Audrina from The Hills?

Guy #1, shocked and angry: Dude, she’s autistic!
Guy #2: Yeah! But she’s a full functioning autistic, so fuck you for judging.

Ikea
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: Ferdinand

I Plan to Stop Smoking Just Before That

Professor: Do we know if marijuana has any long-term effects?
Male student: Ball cancer.

Western Michigan University

Overheard by: H

Which, Incidentally, Is Also the Title Of My Autobiography.

British girl: That being said, I don’t worry about hiccups much, but I do worry about life a lot.

United Flight
Yerevan
Armenia

Hell, There Will Probably Be More!

Guy to girl selling breast cancer t‑shirts: I’ll do it later — the kids with cancer will still have cancer.

http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/update-39.html/

Overheard by: Mike

Arlene Was Quickly Eliminated at the Grammar Rodeo

Middle aged redneck woman: Yeah, or I’m gonna get more sicker!
Redneck friend: There’s no such thing as “more sicker.” It’s a double negative.
Middle aged redneck woman: Yeah! Double sicker!

Oneonta, New York

Overheard by: Caroline

…I Was Thinking Of a Nice Outing to Pottery Barn.

Girl: Booze!
Masculine gay dude: Fuck, yeah. I just finally finished my antibiotics. I’m gonna go fall off a stripper stage into some tits or somethin’.
Straight friend: Uhhh.

Bangkok
Thailand