Archive for the ‘Malls’ Category

Dad Won’t Let Me

Girl #1: Oh, hey! I’m wearing a purple bra today!
Girl #2: Why is that a surprise? Don’t you dress yourself?

Fitting Rooms
Morwell Shopping Centre
Australia

Overheard by: Ann

Consider Your Face Sucked

Boyfriend: If we were in person right now, I would totally suck your face right now.
Girlfriend: We *are* in person.
Boyfriend: Oh, yeah.
(they walk on casually)

Memorial City Mall
Houston, Texas

The Worst Case Scenario for The Gap’s PR Department

Woman on cell: Uh, yeah, I’m standing in, uh… Old Navy. See you in a bit!

The Gap, Crossgates Mall
Albany, New York

Overheard by: unhappy gapper

But If I Did, I’d Advise You to Go with the Heart-Shaped Nipple Clamps

Dad to son, passing Valentine’s Day t‑shirt display: These are kind of nice for your mom, no?
Son: It’s for mom, what do I care?

City Center Mall
White Plains, New York

Overheard by: Nathan

Stop Referring to Juicy Juice That Way, Sadie.

Little girl, seriously: This is what I like best about elevators. But it’s not the blood of Christ.

Cherry Creek Mall
Denver, Colorado

Overheard by: Lee

A High Holy Day for Us Retailians

Girl #1: Well, today wasn’t a total loss, I did find my outfit for tomorrow.
Girl #2: True. By the way, what’s tomorrow?
Girl #1: Uh, Thursday. You mean like the date?
Girl #2: No, I mean: what’s the occasion for the outfit?
Girl #1: Oh, right! Thursday.

Dulles Town Center
Loudoun County, Virginia