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‘I Be­lieve You Have My Sta­pler,’ He’ll Say

Na­tion­al Sci­ence Foun­da­tion la­dy #1: He said my be­hav­ior was will­ful pro­fes­sion­al mis­con­duct.
Na­tion­al Sci­ence Foun­da­tion la­dy #2: And then what?
Na­tion­al Sci­ence Foun­da­tion la­dy #1: I told him to suck my fat black dick.
Na­tion­al Sci­ence Foun­da­tion la­dy #2: Cre­ative. What’d he say to that?
Na­tion­al Sci­ence Foun­da­tion la­dy #1: He was re­al calm. He said, A) my com­ment was vul­gar, rude, and high­ly un­pro­fes­sion­al, and B) com­plete­ly il­log­i­cal.
Na­tion­al Sci­ence Foun­da­tion la­dy #2: Well, he’s got a point, yeah.
Na­tion­al Sci­ence Foun­da­tion la­dy #1: If he says an­oth­er word to me, I’m gonna bust him with a sta­pler…

Food court, Ball­ston Mall
http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2007/03/excuse-me-i-believe-you-have-my-stapler.html