Archive for the ‘Maryland’ Category

At Least Judging by Your Letters of Reference

White kid #1: Yo, you think he gay?
Black kid: No, I think you gay.
White kid #2: Yo, how did you know?
White kid #1: I blew him, you idiot.
White kid #2: Did he really?
Black kid: I guess you could call it head.
White kid #2: Where was I when that shit went down?
Black kid: I don’t know, but you woulda done a better job.

Inner Harbor
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: Mykl

Bubbling Like Hot Oatmeal

Chick: … So she said, ‘Hey, look over here,’ and then she opened her gown and, like, all I saw were these weird big boobs…

Maryland Institute College of Art
Baltimore, Maryland

Overheard by: widget