Girl #1, holding up box of Kellogg’s frosted flakes and reading: Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: There aren’t any directions.
Clark University
Worcester, Massachusetts
Overheard by: jedusor
Archive for the ‘Massachusetts’ Category
As We Learned at the Scientology Convention
Dude: Well, maybe pickles are proto-zombies!
Burlington, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Rose Fox
The Volcano Erupts Once a Month, Though
Lab-mate #1, looking at pictures: Wouldn’t that be great if it really existed?
Lab-mate #2: Definitely.
Lab-mate #1: Then people could say, ‘Where you going?’ and I’d say, ‘I’m going to Pussy Mountain.’
Boston, Massachusetts
I Mean, Priests Know about These Things, Right?
Woman: So then he said either I have to quit smoking, or I have to have a baby.
Outback Steakhouse
Leominster, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Amycakes
That’s So 1995.
Teen girl: Dad, stop talking about Hugh Grant’s penis!
Concord, Massachusetts
All I Mean Is, You Really Stand for Something.
Lady in suit to man in wheelchair: Well, you’re quick on your feet, I’ll give you that. You’re quick on your feet… Oh.
Summer Street
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Julianna
Um, This Is Applebee’s.
Intercom: The store will be closing in 15 minutes. Please bring your purchases to the front of the store to the check-out line. We hope you enjoyed your shopping experience. Thank you for shopping at K‑Mart… Shit, I mean “Wal-Mart.”
Wal-Mart
Massachusetts
Overheard by: Caitlin
And Christianity Is the S&M Religion
Guy #1: Dude, like my whole body hurts.
Guy #2: Well, I told you not to hang out with those girls.
Guy #1: Yeah, but I haven’t dated a religion major in a long time.
Harvard University
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: dave
Either That or Christina Aguilera
Tween boy: I’m going to make Buddha the theme of my Bar Mitzvah.
Uninterested yuppie mom: Mmhmmm.
TJ Maxx
Swampscott, Massachusetts
Overheard by: money well spent
The Female Equivalent Of, “Do You Have Any Balls?”
Ghetto chick screaming at other: Do you deserve your ovaries? I parked your car for you, bitch!
Porter Square
Somerville, Massachusetts
Overheard by: well, do you?
