Archive for the ‘Massachusetts’ Category

Everybody Respects a Gentleman Bandit

Professor: I could go to Mark*, for example, and say, “hey, you have to do this or I’m going to shoot you.” (to Mark*) Uh, sorry.
Mark*: Well, at least you’re polite about it.

Emerson College
Boston, Massachusetts

Overheard by: S.m. Torres

Once You Go Cowboy, You Get a Whole New Posse

Preteen girl #1, trying on cowboy hat: If I was a cowboy, would you be my friend?
Preteen girl #2: No.

Newburyport, Massachusetts

I Hate When They Do It While You’re Driving, and You Can’t See the Road

Frustrated gamer playing The Legend of Zelda: Did you see that? She’s such a slut! Her vagina was just totally up in link’s face. And he’s like, twelve. Why are women like that all the time?

University of Massachusetts

Overheard by: the girl in the corner cramming for finals

She’s Canadian.

Hipster girl: Oh, look, there’s a movie theata here too!
Hipster guy: Movie “theata”? Wow, you do have an accent… but your sister, she’s really got an accent!
Hipster girl: Actually, she has a speech impediment.

Boston, Massachusetts

So I’ll Grind Them Up, Snort Them, and Hope for the Best

Girl #1, holding up box of Kellogg’s frosted flakes and reading: Oh, shit. Oh, fuck.
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: There aren’t any directions.

Clark University
Worcester, Massachusetts

Overheard by: jedusor

As We Learned at the Scientology Convention

Dude: Well, maybe pickles are proto-zombies!

Burlington, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Rose Fox

The Volcano Erupts Once a Month, Though

Lab-mate #1, looking at pictures: Wouldn’t that be great if it really existed?
Lab-mate #2: Definitely.
Lab-mate #1: Then people could say, ‘Where you going?’ and I’d say, ‘I’m going to Pussy Mountain.’

Boston, Massachusetts