Teen girl #1: Isn’t that, like, dangerous?
Teen girl #2: Well, yeah, but I’m at the point in my life where getting wasted is more important than not dying.
Newbury Street
Boston, Massachusetts
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…Advertised As Used Bicycles
Cab driver, ending phone call: That’s why you never marry a chick that’ll swallow for an extra $20. Can’t believe people like that are on Craigslist!
Boston, Massachusetts
As We Shall Learn Through Bitter Experience
Professor: I just think of this class as 40 days in a row and then it’s over. Like the Jews in Egypt.
Student: It was 40 years.
Professor: 40 years, 40 days. Same difference.
Northeastern University
Boston, Massachusetts
Tonight, on No-Context Theatre…
Guy #1: So, where can we get another guy like Brian to drink a lot of water?
Guy #2: Well, Phyllis is out of work.
Guy #1: Who’s Phyllis?
Guy #2: She’s this really good PR girl. Like a rotten tomato.
Massachusetts
Overheard by: Sunny
Kenny Chesney Never Mentioned That
Hungover chick: It was the first time I ever gave a blow job…on a tractor.
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Shotboy
Asian Pre-Schools Are Tough
Punk gesticulating wildly to friends: Unlike Europeans, they have to earn their souls… And they never do, man, they never do!
Harvard Square
Cambridge, Massachusetts
Overheard by: wtf?!
I’m Not Sure Hocking Your VCR Quite Counts
Thuggish teen to friends: Yeah, I’m going antiquing this weekend. For at least an hour.
Orange Line Train
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Julianna
I Wanted You to Understand How It Felt to Read Your Term Papers
Professor: I think I popped a few Oxycontins before I wrote this so it might not make any sense.
Salem State College
Salem, Massachusetts
Ten Bucks Says She Has a Daughter Who’s Single
Lady to man putting bagels in a bag: Are you getting those because you are Jewish?
Whole Foods
Boston, Massachusetts
Overheard by: jigawhat
Anally
Sociology professor: This course is cheap, but I’m expensive, so please make use of me.
Boston University, Massachusetts
