Archive for the ‘Massachusetts’ Category

Let’s Keep Do­ing Shots Un­til It Does

Drunk girl: Oh my god, how can you be wear­ing a t‑shirt right now? It’s so cold out­side!
Bounc­er: I love the cold. In fact, I have the air con­di­tion­ing on in my apart­ment right now.
Drunk girl: Wow, so, what are you? Like, from Flori­da or some­thing?
Bounc­er: No… That does­n’t make any sense.

Wash­ing­ton Street
Brighton, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Pa­tron

Is This Quote Culi­nary Erot­i­ca? Dis­cuss.

Girl #1: I don’t know if I want cook­ie dough, I’d rather make cook­ies.
Girl #2: Oh, man. It’s to­tal­ly car­nal, the things I wan­na do to that cook­ie dough. I want it on my face.
(five min­utes lat­er)
Girl #1: Okay, I want some cook­ie dough.
Girl #2: I thought you did­n’t want any!
Girl #1: You gave such a rave re­view of the cook­ie dough on your face that I en­ter­tained the pos­si­bil­i­ty that I, too, might want it on my face.

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Lisa