Archive for the ‘Memory lane’ Category

For Some Rea­son, They Nev­er Had Vanil­la

Mr. Hon, hang­ing on car door: Hon! Tell mom here ex­act­ly where that swingers’ club is, that I took you to on your birth­day.
(wife says some­thing un­in­tel­li­gi­ble as she walks down path to­wards car)
Mom, sit­ting in car: Oh! That’s where I used to buy ice cream when I was a lit­tle kid!

Pub­lic Pond
Ket­ter­ing, Ohio

It Was “Flo­ral­Nosegay”

Guy on com­put­er: Fuck, I al­ways for­get my stu­dent e‑mail pass­word.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I’ve al­ways used the same pass­word for every­thing for years but when I tried it on black­board it was all “oh, you can’t have ‘gay’ in your pass­word.”

Li­brary
Tal­la­has­see, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Who us­es

We Should Sched­ule a Stroll Around the Grounds

Very el­e­gant­ly dressed man: I’m try­ing to re­mem­ber if I’ve ever mowed a lawn… No, I don’t think I have.
Very el­e­gant­ly dressed woman: Hang on, do we even have a lawn?
Very el­e­gant­ly dressed man: Of course we do.
Very el­e­gant­ly dressed woman: Oh, I re­mem­ber now. We have a lot of lawn.

Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Mag­gieB