Archive for the ‘Memory lane’ Category

Though I’ve Al­ways Found the Growl­ing Very Al­lur­ing

Plain Jane: Fin­ish eat­ing, so we can go out­side!
Goth girl: Quit boss­ing me around! I just got out of line five min­utes ago; it’s not my fault that it’s 12:45 and I’ve on­ly eat­en half of my lunch!
Pop­u­lar boy to goth girl: I don’t think I’ve ever heard you speak be­fore.

School Cafe­te­ria
El Pa­so, Texas

For Some Rea­son, They Nev­er Had Vanil­la

Mr. Hon, hang­ing on car door: Hon! Tell mom here ex­act­ly where that swingers’ club is, that I took you to on your birth­day.
(wife says some­thing un­in­tel­li­gi­ble as she walks down path to­wards car)
Mom, sit­ting in car: Oh! That’s where I used to buy ice cream when I was a lit­tle kid!

Pub­lic Pond
Ket­ter­ing, Ohio

It Was “Flo­ral­Nosegay”

Guy on com­put­er: Fuck, I al­ways for­get my stu­dent e‑mail pass­word.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I’ve al­ways used the same pass­word for every­thing for years but when I tried it on black­board it was all “oh, you can’t have ‘gay’ in your pass­word.”

Li­brary
Tal­la­has­see, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Who us­es