Archive for the ‘Memory lane’ Category

We Should Sched­ule a Stroll Around the Grounds

Very el­e­gant­ly dressed man: I’m try­ing to re­mem­ber if I’ve ever mowed a lawn… No, I don’t think I have.
Very el­e­gant­ly dressed woman: Hang on, do we even have a lawn?
Very el­e­gant­ly dressed man: Of course we do.
Very el­e­gant­ly dressed woman: Oh, I re­mem­ber now. We have a lot of lawn.

Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Mag­gieB

I’m Like, “Look at All These Dish­es– What’s Your Prob­lem?”

Drunk 40-year-old dude #1, stand­ing in line for the bath­room: Well, there are four sinks. We on­ly need two with the num­ber of peo­ple I’ve seen wash their hands.
Drunk 40-year-old dude #2: Yeah. There was this one time I was pee­ing in the sink at home, and my wife walked in. She was pissed. Good times.

Over­heard by: slight over­share

…The Prince Of Dull­ness

Wife to hus­band who has been chat­ting with stranger: Who was that?
Hus­band: Re­mem­ber those Dos Eq­uis com­mer­cials with the most in­ter­est­ing man in the world?
Wife: Yes.
Hus­band: That was his an­tithe­sis.

North­ern Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Kap­tain Equinox

Plus, That’s Chick­en

20-some­thing guy, about his sushi: This takes me back to when I used to live in Japan.
Brunette: When did you ever live there?
20-some­thing guy: No, I mean in my past life.
Brunette: What makes you think you were Japan­ese?
20-some­thing guy: Be­cause ever since I was lit­tle I have al­ways loved seafood.
Brunette: … Maybe you were a fish.
20-some­thing guy: Not cool.

Sushi restau­rant
Worces­ter, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Wall­flower