Archive for the ‘Michigan’ Category

I’m Thinking It’s the First Clue in My Quest for the Holy Grail

Male student: So there was a hobo on the train and he sat next to me and he was like, “me no wah”. So I was like, “what?” and he just said “me no wah!” so I was really confused and then I realized I had my backpack, so I gave him a pen and a paper and he wrote “m‑e n‑o w‑a-h.” So I was really mad and was like, “dude, that was supposed to clear things up,” but it didn’t.
Female student: Word.

University of Michigan, Ann Arbor

Overheard by: Kelli

Besides, Wasn’t Harmanfadites a King Of Persia?

Male student: We were learning about harmanfadites in my psych class today.
Female student: What’s that?
Male student It’s when a person is born with boy and girl parts.
Female student: Nasty.
Male student: Yeah. I was wondering, if two of them have sex, are they both gay? Or lesbians?
Female student: I can’t talk about this while I am eating.

Wayne State University
Detroit, Michigan

Overheard by: Jonson

Something Tells Me That Wasn’t Actually Random

Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: So, this is totally random, but if a gay black man has anal sex, do you think he can see if he has shit on his dick when he’s done?
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #2: Uh…
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: How sick would that be? I mean, they’re black. Well, actually, they’re brown. And shit is brown, you know? So how can they tell?
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #2: I would hope they’d notice.
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: Think about it! Walking around with shit on your dick? Nasty.
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #2: Maybe that’s why some black people smell bad.
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: Oh my god! You’re so right. Ew! If I were a gay man, I’d never take it up the ass from a black guy.

530 Church Street
Ann Arbor, Michigan

Overheard by: Caryn