Archive for the ‘Michigan’ Category

Be­sides, Was­n’t Har­man­fa­dites a King Of Per­sia?

Male stu­dent: We were learn­ing about har­man­fa­dites in my psych class to­day.
Fe­male stu­dent: What’s that?
Male stu­dent It’s when a per­son is born with boy and girl parts.
Fe­male stu­dent: Nasty.
Male stu­dent: Yeah. I was won­der­ing, if two of them have sex, are they both gay? Or les­bians?
Fe­male stu­dent: I can’t talk about this while I am eat­ing.

Wayne State Uni­ver­si­ty
De­troit, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Jon­son

Some­thing Tells Me That Was­n’t Ac­tu­al­ly Ran­dom

Ugg-wear­ing soros­ti­tute #1: So, this is to­tal­ly ran­dom, but if a gay black man has anal sex, do you think he can see if he has shit on his dick when he’s done?
Ugg-wear­ing soros­ti­tute #2: Uh…
Ugg-wear­ing soros­ti­tute #1: How sick would that be? I mean, they’re black. Well, ac­tu­al­ly, they’re brown. And shit is brown, you know? So how can they tell?
Ugg-wear­ing soros­ti­tute #2: I would hope they’d no­tice.
Ugg-wear­ing soros­ti­tute #1: Think about it! Walk­ing around with shit on your dick? Nasty.
Ugg-wear­ing soros­ti­tute #2: Maybe that’s why some black peo­ple smell bad.
Ugg-wear­ing soros­ti­tute #1: Oh my god! You’re so right. Ew! If I were a gay man, I’d nev­er take it up the ass from a black guy.

530 Church Street
Ann Ar­bor, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Caryn

Africans: Wow, They’re Fat Mon­sters and Stu­pid

Brunette: I wish I could speak those sweet African lan­guages.
Blonde: What sweet African lan­guages?
Brunette: Ya know, the ones where they cluck at each oth­er. Cluck cluck click­i­ty clack cluck.
Blonde: Yeah! I know what you mean. Clack clack cluck cluck click cluck clacky clack. (laughs)
Brunette, laugh­ing: I bet they just make stuff up!
Blonde: Yeah, dude! Clack clack click­i­ty clacky clack clack cluck! AKA, wan­na go get some cow…meat?
Brunette, laugh­ing: You’re re­tard­ed. I don’t think any­one in Africa says shit like that.

Michi­gan