Blonde teen: Please don’t pull my finger!
Brunette teen: Oh, gosh. Is this like that time in gym class?
Homecoming Football Game
Minnesota
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Meet the 21st-Century Emily Post
20-something brunette: I mean, what else are you supposed to do when someone shits their pants…drink more vodka!
Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Chaser
All Those Murdered Tomatoes…
College guy: I like salsa, but it makes me sad.
Duluth, Minnesota
Overheard by: Nic
But I Don’t Know Why the Caged Bird Sings!
Mother pushing stroller with three small boys at her side: Your brother asked you a question. Now answer it or stop talking!
Valley Fair
Shakopee, Minnesota
I Just Want to Graduate, I Don’t Want to Know Anything
Undergrad on cell: And the paper has to be, like, 10 to 12 pages long! (pause) I know! I’m like, “I’m not writing my freaking thesis here!”
Bus
Minneapolis, Minnesota
They Don’t Tell Me to Burn Things! I Swear!
Customer: Hi, I’d like to return these pants.
Store manager: Can I ask why?
Customer: The pants talk.
Store manager: (…)
Customer, frantically: I mean, they pop! They pop!
Burnsville, Minnesota
Overheard by: I had to return a pair of talking pants once too
Because I Really Need to Work on My Reverse-Cowgirl
Girl on cell: So I learned over the weekend that my parents are swingers. I know, it was so weird! It’s like, okay, so on the weekends you go out and have sex with other people… Yeah… Do we have practice today?
College of Saint Benedict
St. Joseph, Minnesota
Overheard by: Rose
Milkshakes Bring Out the Worst in Him
Little kid #1: No, Daddy would never swear!
Little kid #2: Yeah, he does — when he drinks!
Dairy Queen
Roseau, Minnesota
Overheard by: jo
Get Me Some Of That Time-Travel Pussy
Law student: I can’t wait for the future, man… I’m going to specialize in time travel law!
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: Minneapolitan
My Heart Will Fucking Go On, Dudebro.
Jock #1: Yo! I’ve grown accustomed to your face!
Jock #2: Word!
Macalester College
St. Paul, Minnesota
