Archive for the ‘Minnesota’ Category

I’m Not Proud of My Addiction

Male student: I like your Skittles.
Female student: Don’t look at them!

Eveleth, Minnesota

Overheard by: deathmap

But He’s a Cat, Erica

Very serious, very excited young woman: He’s finally becoming a person! He got Facebook and he texts full-sized messages!

Owatonna, Minnesota

Overheard by: feels sorry for those without technology…

Because I Really Need to Work on My Reverse-Cowgirl

Girl on cell: So I learned over the weekend that my parents are swingers. I know, it was so weird! It’s like, okay, so on the weekends you go out and have sex with other people… Yeah… Do we have practice today?

College of Saint Benedict
St. Joseph, Minnesota

Overheard by: Rose

I Promise Not to Look at Joan Rivers from Now On

20-something guy: Why are you so concerned about this?
20-something girl: No, seriously. It will split your corneas in half.
20-something guy: Wow, I hadn’t thought about that.

St. Paul, Minnesota

Notice: Headline Delayed Due to Vomit on Keyboard

Employee: Did you know it is impossible to stuff three ounces of hamburger in half of a mouse? I tried for, like, 10 minutes.

Wildlife Rehabilitation Center
Minnesota

Just Not During School Hours, Please.

Chemistry professor to student who recognized a sketch of the periodic table on whiteboard: You understand my art.
Student: I feel you, Mr K.
Chemistry professor: That is indeed true.

St Paul, Minnesota

Overheard by: MAC

His G‑String with the Elephant Head on It Was a Bit of a Shock, Though

Summer fun Barbie #1: I mean, like, I wasn’t even surprised that you went home with him!
Summer fun Barbie #2: Do you mean that I had sex with him?
Summer fun Barbie #1: Yeah.
Summer fun Barbie #2: Yeah, me neither.

http://www.overheardinminneapolis.com/2007/06/im_still_laughing_over_summer.html

Overheard by: also not surprised