Archive for the ‘Mississippi’ Category

…And I’m Usually Into 20-Something Honduran Men…

Law student: So, listen. He went to get a manicure the other day and I was like, you know, “how was it?” He was like, “oh, it was good and all, but she was rubbing my arm and I kinda started getting turned on.” And I was like, “what?” He said “yeah, and it was kinda weird because she was this 50-year-old Asian woman.”

Mississippi College School of Law

The Magic Night Cletus Met Brandine

Male redneck: You can come over, but you can’t be shittin’ in my bathroom.
(female redneck is silent)
Male redneck: Seriously… I like you and all, but I don’t know you good enough for you to be stankin’ up my bathroom.
(they leave together)

Project Lounge
Biloxi, Mississippi

Overheard by: these are the people who get to have sex?

Hmmm… Ulysses. That Sounds Good.

Sorostitute #1: Yeah, the handbook says I can either take two foreign language classes or two literature classes… So, like, I took the literature classes because, like, at least I can read that, y’know?
Sorostitute #2: So true…

Patterson School of Accountancy, University of Mississippi
University, Mississippi

At Least in My Case

Female law student #1: You don’t have to know that. You can just 69 it.
Female law student #2: Wait… What?
Female law student #1: You know, 69 it. Get rid of it.
Female law student #2: No honey, it’s “86” it. That thing you said is something dirty.

Mississippi College School of Law