Archive for the ‘Mississippi’ Category

…And I’m Usu­al­ly In­to 20-Some­thing Hon­duran Men…

Law stu­dent: So, lis­ten. He went to get a man­i­cure the oth­er day and I was like, you know, “how was it?” He was like, “oh, it was good and all, but she was rub­bing my arm and I kin­da start­ed get­ting turned on.” And I was like, “what?” He said “yeah, and it was kin­da weird be­cause she was this 50-year-old Asian woman.”

Mis­sis­sip­pi Col­lege School of Law

The Mag­ic Night Cle­tus Met Bran­dine

Male red­neck: You can come over, but you can’t be shit­tin’ in my bath­room.
(fe­male red­neck is silent)
Male red­neck: Se­ri­ous­ly… I like you and all, but I don’t know you good enough for you to be stankin’ up my bath­room.
(they leave to­geth­er)

Project Lounge
Biloxi, Mis­sis­sip­pi

Over­heard by: these are the peo­ple who get to have sex?

Hm­mm… Ulysses. That Sounds Good.

Soros­ti­tute #1: Yeah, the hand­book says I can ei­ther take two for­eign lan­guage class­es or two lit­er­a­ture class­es… So, like, I took the lit­er­a­ture class­es be­cause, like, at least I can read that, y’­know?
Soros­ti­tute #2: So true…

Pat­ter­son School of Ac­coun­tan­cy, Uni­ver­si­ty of Mis­sis­sip­pi
Uni­ver­si­ty, Mis­sis­sip­pi

At Least in My Case

Fe­male law stu­dent #1: You don’t have to know that. You can just 69 it.
Fe­male law stu­dent #2: Wait… What?
Fe­male law stu­dent #1: You know, 69 it. Get rid of it.
Fe­male law stu­dent #2: No hon­ey, it’s “86” it. That thing you said is some­thing dirty.

Mis­sis­sip­pi Col­lege School of Law