Overheard Everywhere

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…Grand­ma.

Ghet­to la­dy on cell: Where you at? (pause) Yeah, you bet­ter be at work and not out fuck­ing around on me. (pause) You know damn well what the fuck I am talk­ing about, moth­er­fuck­er! (pause) Bitch, I am mak­ing tacos so I got­ta get some fuck­ing sour cream. (pause) I said I am mak­ing fuck­ing tacos. (pause) Al­right, I love you too.

Sun Fresh
Kansas City, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: We­sAli

I Think You’d Be Sur­prised

Cute queer #1: Yeah, but aren’t you wor­ried about the sodomy laws around there?
Cute queer #2: No, not re­al­ly.
Cute queer #1: My god, why not?
Cute queer #2: I don’t think that a flesh­light re­al­ly counts as sodomy.

Grand Av­enue
Saint Louis, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: Con­fused Dyke On The Cor­ner

You Think I Should Put on Some Pants?

Drunk guy on cell: Hey, this is Er­ic*. Just call­ing to see how you were do­ing at three in the morn­ing. [To chick passer­by] Hey! I saw you tonight at the club!
An­gry drunk chick: Get away from me!
Drunk guy on cell, in­to phone: What the fuck is up with every girl on cam­pus think­ing I want to rape them? Just be­cause I’m drunk does­n’t mean I’m a fuck­ing per­vert.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Mis­souri-Co­lum­bia
Co­lum­bia, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: Caesar22