Archive for the ‘Missouri’ Category

A Yummy Potpourri Potato

Girl #1: I ate this thing… It was, like, a candle. Or a potato.
Girl #2: No, no, it was a potato. West Junior High School
Columbia, Missouri Overheard by: Kelsey

…Grandma.

Ghetto lady on cell: Where you at? (pause) Yeah, you better be at work and not out fucking around on me. (pause) You know damn well what the fuck I am talking about, motherfucker! (pause) Bitch, I am making tacos so I gotta get some fucking sour cream. (pause) I said I am making fucking tacos. (pause) Alright, I love you too. Sun Fresh
Kansas City, Missouri Overheard by: WesAli