Drunk guy: If kiddie porn is such a huge problem on the internet, how come you can't ever find it? St. Louis, Missouri Overheard by: Why Don't You Have A Seat Over Here…
Girl #1: I ate this thing… It was, like, a candle. Or a potato.
Girl #2: No, no, it was a potato. West Junior High School
Columbia, Missouri Overheard by: Kelsey
Flamboyant black man to woman waiting at crosswalk: Oh, thank god for a sister! I need some money for the bus and I just know you'll help me out, little white barbie sister! Saint Louis, Missouri Overheard by: Margie
Little boy, in sing-song: I believe I can fly! I believe I can… die!
Sales clerk: That's the sad version. JC Penney
Girl: Whoa…There's a band called “Asia”? Mom, is this what I was named after?
Mother: No, honey. Branson, Missouri
Ghetto lady on cell: Where you at? (pause) Yeah, you better be at work and not out fucking around on me. (pause) You know damn well what the fuck I am talking about, motherfucker! (pause) Bitch, I am making tacos so I gotta get some fucking sour cream. (pause) I said I am making fucking tacos. (pause) Alright, I love you too.
Kansas City, Missouri Overheard by: WesAli
Skanky girl sitting at outdoor lunch table: I wanna have sex on the bleachers, I wanna have sex in the classrooms, I wanna have sex in the principal's office, I wanna have sex in the teacher's lounge…
Missouri Overheard by: Jacob
Little Girl: Look Dad, a buhraff.
Dad: That's “giraffe”–juh, juh, juh.
Little Girl, looking confused: Buhraff! Juh, juh, juh. Zoo
St. Louis, Missouri
Black lady #1, after riding Superman: Did you sit on them tree sides?
Black lady #2: No, I didn't.
Black lady #1: You should've! You could see them motherfuckin' trees! And I was like “what the fuck!” I mean, I was cussing my ass off!
Black lady #2: So that was you? St. Louis, Missouri Overheard by: Emma
Middle school girl: Normal bras don't work, because my boobs are, like, triangle-shaped. Missouri