Archive for the ‘Missouri’ Category

You Think I Should Put on Some Pants?

Drunk guy on cell: Hey, this is Er­ic*. Just call­ing to see how you were do­ing at three in the morn­ing. [To chick passer­by] Hey! I saw you tonight at the club!
An­gry drunk chick: Get away from me!
Drunk guy on cell, in­to phone: What the fuck is up with every girl on cam­pus think­ing I want to rape them? Just be­cause I’m drunk does­n’t mean I’m a fuck­ing per­vert.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Mis­souri-Co­lum­bia
Co­lum­bia, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: Caesar22

Can I Get a Swig?

Hobo: Girl, I know you’re a freak! All red­heads are freaks!
Brunette hip­ster pump­ing gas: Step off. What I do is none of your busi­ness.
Hobo: La­dy, I’m just talk­ing shit ’cause I’m drunk.
Brunette hip­ster: Me, too.

Kansas City, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: cus­py

Oh, Please– Vic­to­ri­a’s Se­cret’s Been Sell­ing Those for Years.

Girl, about teacher: He kept bend­ing over in front of my desk. And he was wear­ing these tie-dye box­ers, and they were hang­ing out of his pants. Ex­cept it looked like a thong. Like, there was a thong line. So, yeah, he might have been wear­ing a thong.
Girl #2: Maybe it’s like a weird, se­cret guy thing. The top looks like box­ers but the rest is a thong.
Girl #1: Yeah.

High School
Co­lum­bia, Mis­souri