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Trans­la­tion: “Wel­come to New York, Mutha­fuck­aaaas.”

MTA work­er to tourist mom buy­ing tick­ets with daugh­ter: 10 dol­lars.
Mom: Oh, but she’s a stu­dent.
Work­er, look­ing at daugh­ter: Oh! How nice for you! (looks back at mom) Ten dol­lars please.

Sub­way Sta­tion
New York City, New York

Over­heard by: Glad thats not my cheap-ass mom

And Get That Han­nah Mon­tana Ring­tone I’ve Been Want­i­ng

Hip­ster boy: So, are you do­ing that post-bac pre-med thing?
Hip­ster girl: I dunno…I don’t re­al­ly know what I wan­na do.
Hip­ster boy: Re­al­ly, you don’t wan­na do med­i­cine any­more?
Hip­ster girl: I dun­no, I wish I could like, win the lot­tery. Then I’d go to like, Ghana, and just save peo­ple.

NYU El­e­va­tor