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More of A Guide­line, Re­al­ly

Guy: She’s Irish, so I re­al­ly hope at some point she says: “Shut yer piehole!“
Girl: I could pay her ten bucks to say it, un­less that vi­o­lat­ed the pie hole code.
Guy: First rule of pie hole: There is no pie hole code.

Over­heard by: tim