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It All Start­ed When I Tried to Sep­a­rate the Laun­dry…

Prep­py teenage girl #1, be­fore Sex and the City movie: Oh! I heard that Jen­nifer He­witt is in this movie!
Prep­py teenage girl #2: No, it’s Jen­nifer Hud­son.
Prep­py teenage girl #1: Whats the dif­fer­ence?
Prep­py teenage girl #2: Jen­nifer He­witt is the white ac­tress who made a CD and can’t sing and was in the Garfield movie. Jen­nifer Hud­son is the black girl from Amer­i­can Idol who won an Os­car for that movie with Be­y­once.
Prep­py teenage girl #1: Are ei­ther one of them singing in this movie?
Prep­py teenage girl #2: I don’t know.
(long pause)
Prep­py teenage girl #3: Speak­ing of black peo­ple, I got in trou­ble for be­ing racist at work to­day.

Plano, Texas

Trans­la­tion: Sex With You Is­n’t Worth the An­noy­ance Of Your Com­pa­ny

Emo chick: So then she glared at me. In a mean way, not a hap­py way.
Nor­mal look­ing boyfriend: I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
Emo chick: Huh?
Nor­mal look­ing boyfriend: You know, I just don’t think this is go­ing to work out.
Emo chick: Wait. You’re break­ing up with me? Here? Why?
Nor­mal look­ing boyfriend: Well, I was­n’t plan­ning on it, but hon­ey, you did­n’t like Watch­men and you’ve nev­er read or seen The Princess Bride. Clear­ly we’re just two very dif­fer­ent peo­ple.

Flagstaff, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: nayvera