Archive for the ‘Movies’ Category

Ooo, What About an In­tra­venous Drip Filled with Cos­mo?

Girl #1: I am so ex­cit­ed for the Sex and the City movie!
Girl #2: Me too! We should go out for drinks be­fore the movie. Not too many cuz then we will have to take pot­ty brakes dur­ing the movie and I don’t want to miss any­thing!
Girl #1: Oh, good call, maybe we should wear di­a­pers. I would to­tal­ly wear a di­a­per for this movie!
Girl #2: To­tal­ly!

Peo­ria, Illi­nois

Re­quiem for a Dream? Re­al­ly?

Pas­sen­ger to at­ten­dant: Ex­cuse me? They turned the movie off.
At­ten­dant: Yes, we’re land­ing ear­li­er than thought.
Pas­sen­ger: Oh, but the movie was­n’t over.
At­ten­dant: Sor­ry about that, but we need to turn it off for de­scent.
Pas­sen­ger: But I was watch­ing it!
At­ten­dant: I am very sor­ry, but since we have start­ed our de­scent…
Pas­sen­ger, in­ter­rupt­ing: But now I don’t know how it ends!
At­ten­dant: They all lived hap­pi­ly ever af­ter.

Qan­tas Flight to Mel­bourne

Over­heard by: Seat 14 F

Andie Mc­Dow­ell’s Char­ac­ter in Four Wed­dings and a Fu­ner­al Was Kind Of a Bitch

Girl #1: Af­ter he pro­posed, I thought to my­self, “why could­n’t he have done this a few days be­fore, so I could show off my ring at the fu­ner­al?“
Girl #2: I know, that’s such a shame!

Uni­ver­si­ty of Delaware

Over­heard by: It was­n’t even THAT pret­ty of a ring!