Archive for the ‘Music’ Category

But I’m Reasonably Sure That’s Where Your Dad Is from

Girl: Whoa…There’s a band called “Asia”? Mom, is this what I was named after?
Mother: No, honey.

Branson, Missouri

Wait ‘Til They Do “The Thong Song” in Middle English

Girls, singing: My milkshake bringeth the lads in the square, prithee, ’tis better than yours, ’tis better than yours, I could teach thee, but I’d levy a fee.

4 Bus
Victoria
Canadia

Overheard by: Fair maiden Juliet

Say Bye-Bye to the ’90s, Mom

Mom: But dear, you must like swing music. It’s simply infectious!
Five-year-old daughter: Mom, I do not like swing music.

Sacramento, California

Overheard by: I don’t like swing music either

…Remember When We Used to Talk About Politics?

60-year-old man #1: Do you get the Disney channel?
60-year-old man #2: I sure do!
60-year-old man #1: Do you ever watch Kim Possible?
60-year-old man #2: It’s my favorite show!
60-year-old man #1: No way! Me too!
60-year-old man #2, attempting to sing: Call me, beep me, if ya’ wanna reach me!
60-year-old man #1: (silence)
60-year-old man #2: I like the naked rat.

Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute
Troy, New York

Overheard by: Bacon

A+

Black student, casually: Wait, let me get this straight: he was going to participate, but he was late, so he decided to hate, and that’s what started this debate?
Teacher, baffled: Did you just rap that at me?

Columbia College Fiction Department
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: flunk_punk

Definitely the Low Point of Any Bon Jovi Concert

Chubby guy on cell: You know it’s bad when Bon Jovi shows up.

Target
Westminster, Maryland

Overheard by: JoviFan4Life

And I Certainly Never Had a David Lee Roth Action Figure

Quiet guy, interrupting conversation: Um, Ben, did you ever listen to Van Halen while you were at school?
Ben: Uh, no.
Quiet guy: Yeah, neither did I.

Geelong
Australia

Overheard by: Bemused

In the Future, Refrain from Writing “Fuck All Bitches” in Your Essays

Sociology professor: Did you ever listen to something the first time and like it, and then later on you change your mind? Like a song you listen to for the second time says “fuck all bitches” and you decide you don’t like it after that?

Long Island University
New York

Overheard by: Ashley M.