Def­i­nite­ly the Low Point of Any Bon Jovi Con­cert

Chub­by guy on cell: You know it’s bad when Bon Jovi shows up.

Tar­get
West­min­ster, Mary­land

Over­heard by: JoviFan4Life

And I Cer­tain­ly Nev­er Had a David Lee Roth Ac­tion Fig­ure

Qui­et guy, in­ter­rupt­ing con­ver­sa­tion: Um, Ben, did you ever lis­ten to Van Halen while you were at school?
Ben: Uh, no.
Qui­et guy: Yeah, nei­ther did I.

Gee­long
Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Be­mused

In the Fu­ture, Re­frain from Writ­ing “Fuck All Bitch­es” in Your Es­says

So­ci­ol­o­gy pro­fes­sor: Did you ever lis­ten to some­thing the first time and like it, and then lat­er on you change your mind? Like a song you lis­ten to for the sec­ond time says “fuck all bitch­es” and you de­cide you don’t like it af­ter that?

Long Is­land Uni­ver­si­ty
New York

Over­heard by: Ash­ley M.

Which Al­so In­flu­ences My Sleep Pat­terns and the San­ta Ana Winds

Male stu­dent: I feel that this case may have been in­flu­enced by the fact that…well, peo­ple just hate Michael Bolton.

Se­ton Hall Law School
South Or­ange, New Jer­sey

Over­heard by: he’s got a point

What­ev­er, Mis­ter Find­ing Nemo

Art­sy queer: You mas­tur­bat­ed to the sound­track of The Night­mare Be­fore Christ­mas?!

Houghton, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Midget Gold­fish

All Those Mur­dered Toma­toes…

Col­lege guy: I like sal­sa, but it makes me sad.

Du­luth, Min­neso­ta

Over­heard by: Nic

Since Bare­naked Ladies Was Al­ready Tak­en

Twen­ty-some­thing dude: When I grow up, and learn how to play an in­stru­ment, I’m call­ing my band he-gi­na and she-nis.

McKen­na’s
Bal­ti­more, Mary­land

Which, Iron­i­cal­ly, Would Be a Good Ti­tle for a Coun­try Song

Black girl to white friends: Black peo­ple want to be coun­try, but we don’t want to lis­ten to the mu­sic.

Har­vard Yard
Cam­bridge, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: meems

On the In­tel­lec­tu­al Ver­sion Of Dou­ble Dare

Pro­fes­sor: They were play­ing the Rocky theme song while I was try­ing to think great thoughts.

Mc­Daniel Col­lege, Mary­land

Rhap­sody on a Theme of Pa­gani­ni? Re­al­ly?

Chick #1, about tech­no mu­sic blast­ing from shop: What does this song make you think of?
Chick #2: Be­ing stabbed re­peat­ed­ly in the eye with a rusty nail.
Chick #1: [Silence.]Chick #2: What about you?
Chick #1: Dis­cos…

Sawn­ston Street and Flinders Street
Aus­tralia