Archive for the ‘Names’ Category

But You’re Our Span­ish Teacher

White teacher: Time to yell grades! These are the good ones: Smith, Jame­son, De-Je­sus…
Asian kid, whis­per­ing to friend: Is­n’t it sup­posed to be De­ge­sis?
White kid, to teacher: Did you just say ‘De-Je­sus’?
White teacher: I’m white.

Co­lum­bia, New York

Over­heard by: Fa­ther Ser­aph

And This.…Surprises You?

Woman wait­ing for cof­fee: You know my sis­ter is a Play­boy mod­el?
Friend: (blank stare)
Woman wait­ing for cof­fee: Yeah! She sends me the pic­tures. I mean, she’s beau­ti­ful, but I don’t wan­na see that. And my broth­er, he looks at those!
Friend: (blank stare)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/455563420/all-in-the-family.html

Over­heard by: next in line.