Archive for the ‘Names’ Category

Spelled “Shove On”

Blonde: Ohhh my god! How adorable is he! [Her two friends agree, cooing.]Baby dad­dy hold­ing in­fant: Thank you, girls.
Blonde: Can I hold him?
Ba­by dad­dy: Yeah, sure… Here you go.
Blonde: Awww, I love him! What’s his name?
Ba­by dad­dy: Uh­hh… Shit, I know this… Shavon? Shavawn?
Blonde: You don’t even know your son’s name?!
Ba­by dad­dy: Shoot, I did ear­li­er. Shavon! Yeah… That’s it. Damn, and I helped name this one, too.

Tem­ple Uni­ver­si­ty
Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: hot child in the city

But You’re Our Span­ish Teacher

White teacher: Time to yell grades! These are the good ones: Smith, Jame­son, De-Je­sus…
Asian kid, whis­per­ing to friend: Is­n’t it sup­posed to be De­ge­sis?
White kid, to teacher: Did you just say ‘De-Je­sus’?
White teacher: I’m white.

Co­lum­bia, New York

Over­heard by: Fa­ther Ser­aph

And This.…Surprises You?

Woman wait­ing for cof­fee: You know my sis­ter is a Play­boy mod­el?
Friend: (blank stare)
Woman wait­ing for cof­fee: Yeah! She sends me the pic­tures. I mean, she’s beau­ti­ful, but I don’t wan­na see that. And my broth­er, he looks at those!
Friend: (blank stare)

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/455563420/all-in-the-family.html

Over­heard by: next in line.