Archive for the ‘Nebraska’ Category

So It’s Not a Chain,Then?

Student #1: … And this concludes my presentation on Sudan. Are there any questions?
Student #2: Sudan… Is that where that Hotel Rwanda thing happened?
Professor: No, that would be Rwanda.

International Marketing class, University of Nebraska-Lincoln
Lincoln, Nebraska

Overheard by: Meagan

And Over Easy

Guy #1, about super tan waitress: Wow, she’s well done. I prefer medium-well.
Guy #2: Yeah, me, too. I like a little pink.

Lincoln, Nebraska

Overheard by: evh

Have the Last Name “Spears”

Four-year-old kid, pickig up magazine: Hey, Dad, it’s Britney Spears!
Dad: No, that’s Jamie Lynn, her sister.
Four-year-old kid: Ohhh, the pregnant one.
Dad: Yep.
Four-year-old kid: But she’s not even an adult!
Dad: You don’t have to be an adult to get pregnant.
Four-year-old kid: So then how do you get pregnant?! [Dad puts magazine back.] 

Omaha, Nebraska

Overheard by: Cortny