Archive for the ‘Nebraska’ Category

And Over Easy

Guy #1, about su­per tan wait­ress: Wow, she’s well done. I pre­fer medi­um-well.
Guy #2: Yeah, me, too. I like a lit­tle pink.

Lin­coln, Ne­bras­ka

Over­heard by: evh

Have the Last Name “Spears”

Four-year-old kid, pick­ig up mag­a­zine: Hey, Dad, it’s Brit­ney Spears!
Dad: No, that’s Jamie Lynn, her sis­ter.
Four-year-old kid: Ohhh, the preg­nant one.
Dad: Yep.
Four-year-old kid: But she’s not even an adult!
Dad: You don’t have to be an adult to get preg­nant.
Four-year-old kid: So then how do you get preg­nant?! [Dad puts mag­a­zine back.]

Om­a­ha, Ne­bras­ka

Over­heard by: Cort­ny

Back Up– There Are Jews in Ne­bras­ka?

Hip daugh­ter: Mom, is that the same guy?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daugh­ter: Then why do they sound the ex­act same?
Hip mom: Be­cause they’re Jew­ish.
Hip daugh­ter: Re­al­ly?
Hip mom: No.
Hip daugh­ter (laugh­ing): Oh my god! Mom! That’s…
Hip mom: Don’t quote me on Face­book.

Lin­coln, Ne­bras­ka

Over­heard by: robert tay­lor