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Bed, Bath, and Beat-Offs?

Chick #1: A woman came up to me and said there was a guy beat­ing off in­to the dress.
Chick #2: Re­al­ly?!
Chick #1: Sure enough, I walked over and his pants were around his an­kles.
Guy passer­by: Where the hell do you work?

Om­a­ha, Ne­bras­ka

So It’s Not a Chain,Then?

Stu­dent #1: … And this con­cludes my pre­sen­ta­tion on Su­dan. Are there any ques­tions?
Stu­dent #2: Su­dan… Is that where that Ho­tel Rwan­da thing hap­pened?
Pro­fes­sor: No, that would be Rwan­da.

In­ter­na­tion­al Mar­ket­ing class, Uni­ver­si­ty of Ne­bras­ka-Lin­coln
Lin­coln, Ne­bras­ka

Over­heard by: Mea­gan