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I Am So Sick of Blow­ing Mid­dle-Aged Poindex­ters

Soror­i­ty girl, cry­ing: I’ve been work­ing so hard, and I don’t feel like I’m be­ing re­ward­ed for it.
Pro­fes­sor: What? What do you mean?
Soror­i­ty girl, still cry­ing: I mean, if I work so hard, I’ll just die if I don’t get an A.
Pro­fes­sor, ir­ri­tat­ed: Well, it’s on­ly four weeks in­to the se­mes­ter. Why are you wor­ried about your grade now? I don’t guar­an­tee any grades! [Pro­fes­sor leaves.]Sorority girl, to friend: Damn. I should have saved the tears un­til at least midterm. Now I’ll ac­tu­al­ly have to do the work. Damn.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Neva­da, Las Ve­gas
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