Archive for the ‘New Hampshire’ Category

Two Great Tastes That Taste Hor­ri­bleTo­geth­er

Sev­en­teen-year-old girl to boyfriend: You can’t do any­thing right! I send you in there to buy me some porn and you come out with her­maph­ro­dites? It’s called Re­al Chicks with Re­al Dicks, for fuck­’s sake.
Boyfriend (in thick ac­cent): I’m sor­ry… My english…it is not too good. I saw chicks, I saw dicks…I just grabbed it.

Man­ches­ter, New Hamp­shire

Over­heard by: tay­lor

And Did She Swal­low That?

Sopho­more guy #1: She got pis­sy that I did­n’t want to talk to her any­more.
Sopho­more guy #2: What did you do?
Sopho­more guy #1: I told her, ‘I have press­ing GPA is­sues to wor­ry about and can’t be con­cerned with whether or not you are go­ing to be giv­ing me head.’

Dart­mouth Col­lege
Hanover, New Hamp­shire

Over­heard by: steph