Archive for the ‘New Hampshire’ Category

Now You Pay At­ten­tion?

Teacher hold­ing VCR re­mote con­trol: I keep hit­ting play, this stu­pid thing won’t work. Must need new bat­ter­ies.
(changes bat­ter­ies)
Teacher: Damn thing still won’t work, you’d think they would buy ma­chines that work, how are you sup­posed to learn with such crap­py ma­te­ri­als?
Stu­dent in front row: Um­mm… Is that the tape on top of the VCR?
Teacher: God­damn it!

Man­ches­ter, New Hamp­shire