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He’s Talk­ing about Date Rape

Ghet­to girl: Yo, I can’t wait to get back to my dorm and just take a nap.
Ghet­to guy: Heh… Well, you know, just don’t let that nap turn in­to, you know, some sleep… Y’­know what I mean?
Ghet­to girl: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Rut­gers Uni­ver­si­ty
New Brunswick, New Jer­sey

So It’s Like…a Gay Bar?

Guy, af­ter burn­ing left hand: But this is my spe­cial hand…
Friend: Why can’t you just use your right hand for a while?
Guy: It’s like be­ing jerked off by a stranger.
Friend: What?
Guy: Imag­ine a stranger comes up to you and starts talk­ing to you, and sud­den­ly just starts jerk­ing you off. (pause) Yeah. That’s how it feels like.

Bay­onne, New Jer­sey