Archive for the ‘New Jersey’ Category

He’s Talking about Date Rape

Ghetto girl: Yo, I can’t wait to get back to my dorm and just take a nap.
Ghetto guy: Heh… Well, you know, just don’t let that nap turn into, you know, some sleep… Y’know what I mean?
Ghetto girl: Yeah, I know what you mean.

Rutgers University
New Brunswick, New Jersey

So It’s Like…a Gay Bar?

Guy, after burning left hand: But this is my special hand…
Friend: Why can’t you just use your right hand for a while?
Guy: It’s like being jerked off by a stranger.
Friend: What?
Guy: Imagine a stranger comes up to you and starts talking to you, and suddenly just starts jerking you off. (pause) Yeah. That’s how it feels like.

Bayonne, New Jersey

She May Have Put Her Pie on Your Pie

Roommate #1 looking at crater-filled pie in freezer: Dude, what did you do to this pie?
Roommate #2: Me and Erin* kinda went at it…
Roommate #3: Oh, yeah? What else did you guys do?
Roommate #2: …with a spoon.

Bayonne, New Jersey